Newsflash!!!

Carpark North nominated for ’Most Influential Rock Act…. Ever’

With only a single album out, Århus rock band Carpark North has already been nominated for ’Most Influential Rock Act… Ever’. The nomination came after the entire English football team decided to follow the bands advice (on song number 9) and go to Spain! Sources say that the album came into the teams possesion via Wayne Rooney, who may or may not have acquired the selftitled album from Danish teammate Thomas ”Do my balls hang low” Gravesen!
Henrik Dahl, host on DR and more importantly Lau Hoejen look-a-like, says that he hopes that the influence isn’t limited to the track ”Spain” – he’s especially interested in how powerful an effect the track ”Kiss Me” has on women! ”There’s bound to be something in it for me” Henrik Dahl tells My Campaign Towards….

...I blame this sleeping satellite

It's amazing what music can do to you. Music is a really big part of my life, and it has a rather big effect on my mood. Let me give you three examples.

Tuesday: I get up really really early, and eat my breakfeast while listening to the sh*te radio P3 send at that time of day! Later, around 8 o clock, I sit at the Post Center, sorting mail, and from the PA system, which is also transmitting P3 Suede's brilliant 'The Wild Ones' is floating out! My day is saved, and when they later on also decides to play 'There by the Grace of God' that just makes good even better!

Wednesday: Same start as Tuesday, though best song today is Luca with Suzanna Vega, not really a lifesaver... or daysaver!

Thursday: Saying 'this morning started,,' would be a dirty lie, 'cause it started a lot earlier! Actually the dumb f*ck next door decided to turn up his stereo 00.15, and didn't turn it down till somewhere past 05.00! What a muthaf*cking wanker! Certain people I know would probably say that it's a saving grace that he listened to Guns 'n Roses and Rammstein but it f*cking wasn't! Not only am I not in the mood for that kind of music round 04.00 in the morning, but him and his friends was also heard loud and clear through the wall because the music was so mindnumbingly loud that they couldn't hear themself! Utter utter bastards!

Wayne Rooney, the shaven sheepfarmer, is just looking more and more silly. Why he is choosen over Francis Jeffers to the English team I'll never know. Neither will I understand how such a pale, adolescent, bearded Everton player can pick up such a lo-ve-ly girlfriend. Life, obviously, isn't fair!

Everybody knows that,
everytime a bell rings,
an angel gets its wings

I've just been reading on the back of a Kellogs Cornflakes package, and I think they are slowly becoming the new Scientology! Stuff like; Give your self and others room to think positive - and remember, that energy, happiness and optimism is the driving force inlife itself, Bollox Cornflakes more like!

I had quite a good weekend. The last Club Drive was good fun, and once again showed that I have Goth empathy! If National Geographics, or maybe Animal Planet, are sending an expedition into goth territory, I'm sure they'll call - Kristian; The Goth Whisperer!

I have agreed to work four days this week, which is money in the bank, and if there's a thing unpossible to argue against... it must be money in the bank!

Funny stuff: Anders over at Help the Aged has been on high alert, and discovered that boyband Busted are a bunch of necrophilic perverts, and not least the fact that Spot 09 are toying with conceptual art, or just trying to make Guiness Book of Records, with a Most kazoo blowing idiots on one Stage record! Good one Anders!
I also think it's worth keeping on eye on Arsebloggers Where are they now feature. How can The Island of Dr. (Steve) Morrow not be funny!

I am currently sporting the scruffiest beard on this side of the Atlantic, and it just feels scrufalicious!

But what they don't tell you is that,
everytime a mousetrap snaps,
a girlscout gets set on fire