I promise, I won't go postal on ya sorry ass

Yesterday I had pizza with five different kinds of meat on it!!! I didn't even know that there were 5 different kinds of meat, but apparently there is... It was really really good!

As some might know, I work for the Danish Postal Service, which is an ok job! Today the weather was fine and I wasn't hung over or anything! And then, 5 minutes before I drop the last letter in a letterbox, some guy decides to try'n ruin my day! And not just a guy, no a f*cking florist.... and not just a f*cking florist, no; a fat, pimpled, middleaged c*nt of a florist. He started bitching about getting his mail too late, and wanting it when he opened up at 9 o'clock! F'ck off you twat, I think you could f*cking wait for three bills and a flower catalogue... Unfortunately; this is not the standard reply at, nice and customer friendly, Post Danmark So I just smiled my most indulgent smile, and calmly explained him that on monday the routes would be back to normal and stuff, and the the bastard slammed the door in my face! Luckily I can laugh at, not with, c*nts like him, Jebus Christ!

I just saw Jeopardy on Danish television, and Lasse Rimmer, the host, just gets cooler and cooler! Today he pondered on whether there is a film from 1987,who's danish title do NOT include the word 'Røv' (that's 'Ass' in Danish if some foreigner should ever read this). From "Røven af 4. Division" till "Røvtur på 1. Klasse"! That was so funny and spot on... though Stripes is actually from 1981!

Don't you monkey with the monkey....

Nah, not much going on 'round here, so I decided to use the the second choice for my last entry as headline, oh well!

Arsenal beat Southampton 6-1 yesterday, which was lovely! We scoured Aarhus for a place were they would actually show the game, and found one in the end! Every bar and pub seemed very keen on showing the magnificent 0-0 game between Inter and Milan... go figure!

Suede are ready with some new songs for their upcoming Best of... album, and a biography seems to be following closely! I'm affraid that the last couple of chapters are gonna be pretty crap, I might shed a tear or two though!

Anders will probably drop a review of Mew's gig at Voxhall one of these days! I saw them doing very little to warm up the audience at the last Manics gig - they sure did suck! Earlier today they were on Boogie TV, and someone should tell Jonas Bjerre to lower his f*cking guitar; it's so high he could be in The Clifters!

And yeah, I found this picture so funny that I've decieded to link to it once more....

I'll start out by coining a new word for 'coining'

I'm in a shooting war on an internet forum I frequent regularly. Some hysterical Superheroes fans can't tolerate that I think their messias Thomas Troelsen is a twat. What he lacks is f*cking indietegrity! He's arty-farty, moans about the state music's in, thinks 'retro' is Heaven send, but still makes happy-clappy popmusic... A thousand monkeys, with a thousand typewriters for a thousand years and you would end up with the complete works of Shakespeare.... 7 dyslexic monkey, for 5 minutes around a single, broken typewriter and you would come up with all Superheroes lyrics! I searched for indietegrity on Google and came up with nothing, so I hereby declare that word mine!

I'm pretty fond of most animals, even the ones that I'm allergic to, like cats, but there are a few I really really dislike. Like horses. Yesterday I encountered a wagon drawn by horse in down town traffic... just around 4 o'clock! That's just soooo stupid. A long line of cars, full of people really wanting to go home, slowed down because som bastard with a bowler hat decides to go for a ride in the city!
Horses are also way too big to have around, because unlike monkeys they don't need guns to kill people! Think about that....

You say po-ta-to, Dan Quayle says po-ta-to-e

That thing yesterday.. I didn't mean it really! I don't think Man United won the championsship as much as we f*cking force feed 'em with it. Losing on Highbury to soddin' Leeds was just plain crap, but after the stupid draw against Bolton last week my hopes weren't really all that high... and like Roy, I have no intentions to turn into a sad ol' git of a Liverpool fan! Arsenal can still win the FA Cup, and a girl recently told me that she thought Arsenal won the Cool Factor Championship by far... and everybody knows that that is what really counts!

I saw Eye of the Beholder last night, and understood f*ck all! I guess it was sort of ok, but a bit messy and pseudo intelligent (A plot, pfff, we need nothing of that kind). It also brought memories back from the days when my littlebrother and I had an Amiga 600, and I actually completed Eye of the Beholder! I remember it as a pretty great game with really great graphics... I might of a different oppinion today. Thinking back I'm actually pretty satisfied with the way I completed that game... no cheating and no maps printed from the interne... oh wait, I don't think the internet was around back then. It must have been before Al Gore invented it! I remember a buddy of mine slaugthering some friendly dwarfs simply to gain more Experience Points - what's that all about!?!

Manics have started working on their new album. Out of these 3 suggested titles I would prefer Blueprint for Exile by far! It would be super if they would air some new material on Midtfyns, but it's not likely... if there ever was a place best suited for greatest hits, it must be Midtfyns! They have btw just added Badly Drawn Boy and Loveshop to the bill, which is just fine by me!

This must be saddest bastard around, making a living by pretending he's the guy from Creed! I would rather chew my leg of! On the other hand, a woman inviting a guy she thinks is a member of Creed home,really deserves to get he credit card stolen... and her legs chewed of!

Cos I'm too weary to rest
Since I noticed
Coming second best is close to ideal