He never stuck around long enough for a one night stand...

My thoughts go out to all the drunken campers on field near Roskilde, my precise thought is; haw haw haw, it's raining you f*cking twats, enjoy the mudslide.... all while keeping my fingers crossed for good weather next week, when I am camping in a sh*thole near Ringe!
Manics are playing the Festival at 01.00, which to my, extensive, knowledge on the Manics is way beyond Nicky Wires bedtime.
I think it's nice that the festival hasn't decided to put more or less unknown bands on the big stage, just for the sake of filling it. Of course it's sad that bands like Flaming Lips are playing a secondary stage to the one where craptastic Saybia is puling of their whining Coldplaywannybeing sh*te, but they are probably better of with a more intimate tent, than a big empty muddy field with a tiny crowd, of whom most are waiting for Kashmir!
They also just announced that Moloko is playing the festival.... I couldn't care less, and i'm still hoping for a complementary Dandy Warhols concert!

If you're doing something crazy, go all the way! For example: if you going to crash Prince Williams birthday, do it dressed as Osama Bin Laden!

The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots

I have now shaven of 1½ months of beard effort. It's sort of sad, and people say I look younger without the scruffy mess in my face... you never grow wise, you only grow older!

I went downtown last night and played some pool. It taught me two things. 1; I'm a terrible terrible pool player and 2; I hate Bruce Springsteen more than I hate Hitler. That Risingalbum is pure evil, crap dadrock songs and lame attempts to rewrite Street of Philadelphia, which were a horrible song first time around! I then went on to drink a lot of expensive imported beer, and woke up this morning with a severe headache!

It seems that my favorite new band before Miss Black America came along, Libertines are cracking up. Frontman Pete Doherty dissapeared some weeks ago, then reappeared, but is not fit to play!