Jonnhy Tightlips, did ya see anything?

I miss football season. Going down the pub on saturday to see Arsenal beat the crap outa almost any other team in Premier League... I will just take time to mention how much I loathe soddin' Blackburn! And allthough I have disturbing weakness for Tour De France, it's just not the same! Luckily funny stuf still happens even though they aren't playing, like gangsters trying to blackmail Wayne Rooney for ALL his milkmoney - how I laughed! I would probably have picked an easier target, I mean; Rooney is build like a truck, it's gonna take more than paintball bullets to take him down!

put down your books and pick up a gun
we're gonna have a whole lotta fun

So there's been another 2 gun massacres in the States - yay, now they just have to lean back and wait for the Charlton Heston NRA Caravan to come rolling in.... Jebus F*cking Christ....

All while in lovely little Denmark, this cracking bird of a peppersprayer, is trying to haul Denmark away from the Human Rights Convention.... io hi how, how about a papal bull allowing us to burn witches again while you're at it?

... but Dimitri is looking pretty cute.....