The only beautiful thing about America is McDonalds

I think this is very funny.

Usually when I hear the term action comedy I think of James Belushi, (the sober and shitty Belushi brother), crappy comebacks and action stars alongside animals! The only good one that jumps to mind is The Hard Way, the brilliant sort-of-buddy film starring James Woods and Michael J Fox. Fox had the best line in that film:

Nick Lang: When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"?
Angie: They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy!!

But I'm drifting - the point I'm trying to make is that I think Terminator 3 qualifies as an action comedy, it was pretty darn funny! Arnold is just a walkin' talkin' mountain of self-irony!

You should try out the new Mars Volta single ! Like One Armed Scissor, by the Mars Volta guys former band At the Drive-In, it's jammed packed with energy, but also hints Origin of Symmetry style Muse.... I think it's pretty good!

I'm so modern that everything is pointless

Those crazy vikings! All though the viking battles in ?rhus are cancelled this year, as mentioned earlier in the blog, the vikings still takes up a surprising amount of media space! Now by distancing themself from rascist trying to join their krigergrupper ('warrior groups', I kid you not!). I think the vikings are the last people to actually use the term 'fatte en bj?lde' (I won't even try to translate that!)....

Last night my nextdoor neighbour decided to turn up his stereo to about the volume that destroyed the Walls of Jericho, and that at 02.00! What a freakin' c*nt. If only the bastard had a decent taste in music, but when your moving from Evanescence over Crowded 'Wanking' House to the new Robbie Williams single, that just earns you a big fat F in my F*ck off you bleedin' Wankbiscuit book!

I'm off to see Terminator 3 in a couple of hours! I find it strange that Claire Danes has a part in it, but hey.....

Row, row, row your boat.....

I have just finished my second season in Championship Manager 4, ending 13th in the English Second Division with Tranmere Rovers! All in all not satisfactory for an ambitious coach like me, but with the limited transfer budget I've been on, I guess I must be content with the middle of the Second Division for now! Half my goals were scored by Welsh international Simon Haworth and the rest by Premier League youngsters on loan. It's a really good game, and the 2D graphics work surprisingly well. The only faults I can find are that players gets injured a lot and for a very long time, and that few players scores all the goals! That and the mindnumbingly slow processing, but that could be my computers fault....

Increase my killing power, eh

I can't remember what the performance artist guy who put up umbrellas along an American highway, was called, and whether they actually killed anybody, but this story comes close. If aliens ever land on Earth, I hope they're not 12 ft high.... and don't look like the guys from Elbow!

Anders life seems even more boring than mine! First I thought his life was a lot better, but that was just because I misread chores as whores! Last weekend I hooked up with some of my old friends from Assens and one of the guys turned out to be working with, pretty much, the same 'type' of people as Anders, and his job didn't seem at all boring! He came straight from work, and showed up with a shirt covered in blood! He explained that it wasn't his own, but that they had had to 'pacify' one of the clients, who had been threating them with an axe - f*cking yeah! I like being in a job where the biggest threat is papercuts!

We know that he's a rip-off, 'cause we've seen him with his kit off

A couple of nice articles from rather good Danish newspaper Politiken:

Luckily 99.9% of the worlds population don't fall into a catatonic stupor, just because they discover that Saddam Husseins sons are blown to smitherines. Imagine the chaos if everybody dropped whatever was in their hands and just froze up, because some Iraki uncle just cashed in 200 million dollars for ratting out his own nephews? Fortunately this only happends to "sensitive" people like Bille August! What a f*cking ponce.

It's all to rare that you hear/read the sentence "(det) for krigersamfundet er vigtigt at v?re sammen" (loosely tranlated into "for a warrior people it's important to stick/stay together")! But now it's out there none the less, and the monestaries are safe this summer!

This is the house that Love build.... Courtney Love to be precise

last month it was Adam Ant who went on a destruction spree, then danish popstar Jon went crazy and smashed up a guy with a fryingpan, but Chris Martin attacking a guys car with a rock!?!? Fame, fame, fatal fame - it can play hideous tricks on the brain!