It's time for something Biblical!

A week's gone by, and I discovered that there is no way you can be hungover like me, and keep your dignity. I was busted beyond belief on sunday, which probably serves me right.

Tonight Arsenal plays Chelsea in the first Champions League quater final. It's sad that an event like that can sort of put by whole day on hold, but I'm thinking on this bleedin' game every fifth minute! sad but true, and I f*cking hope they win!

Another issue of the English Departments magazine, The Dolphin News Letter, should be out shortly, my only contribution so far being a spoof article on Roy and Johns imaginary band The Cracker Ass Crackers and their even more imaginary debut album. The piece didn't turn out quite as funny as I had hoped, but the content is surprisingly not bs.... maybe that's why it not that funny?

And "Independent Women" played by scouser kittens is still the funniest thing in the world.... let's hope that Chelski go down like that....

Update: I just received a spam email that offered me "Average Ho's".... now that's not good is it? Average??!?!!?