I refuse to take the blame, feng shui ruined my life....

My God! I've never been a big fan of interior decoration programs on tv. The rooms always end up looking good, but not fit for humans to live in. But TV2's latest program; 'Live With Feng Shui' takes the prize as dummest show ever.... even worse than 'When good pets go bad' (which unfortunately wasn't a home decoration show)! Some crazy woman chasing around a house ordering walls painted pink and pointing her 'bagua card' at people....

Jebus, now the feng shui crank is talking about how you should remember to put down the toilet seat after use "so the creative energy don't escape"!

The only thing dumber than feng shui is numerology, and my guess is that the feng shui woman wasn't baptised Ranvita.... probably good for her chakra!

The Roskilde Festival program has now been published in full, and I'm a bit dissapointed. Sure there's some good names, even a couple of great acts, but as a whole it's a bit dissapointing and what the deal with all those hip hop acts! I might go see Wu Tang Clan, but that's it! I miss English bands like My Red Cell, Simian or Miss Black America or even some of the softer new bands. Muse and Morrissey are my highest priorities, with The Hells, Franz Ferdinand and Von Bondies close up. Oh well, as long as the weather's nice.....

You might as well do the white line

So now it's official that Arsenal has bought Robin van Persie, lowering the teams average age yet another bit. Let's hope that they hang on to Dennis Bergkamp a bit longer now, who is otherwise gonna buy cigarettes & alcohol for these junior superstars?

Oh to be a minority; Now Elton John is bitching about black people not winning 'American Idol'. Any musician with a little bit of credibility should declare an intifada against shows like that, instead of appearing as guest judges. I would vote against Eltons favorite black artists based solely on their dumbass names. I mean; Hudson, La Toya London and Fantasia Barrino (I kid you not)! What an annoying fat bastard!

Bazooka el pony

You know it's been a good night in town when you wake up the next morning and find a pink shirt next to your bed..... when you discover that it's actually YOUR pink shirt.... well.... for me it don't change things that much! Once again I wish I had advanced blogger, or knew anything about Al Gores ol' net.... because my new pink BARCK glitter tee can't be explained, it has to be seen!

And all this rock 'n roll shenanegans started out with Arsenal winning the Premiership title. I might have been a little bit of moaner after the title was secured, since I found Spurz equalizing penalty pretty darn thin. Oh well, victory with 4 games left is pretty darn good!

The weather here is, contrary to the weathermans proficies, pretty damn good. This is in general a good thing, but it also brings trouble. I'm not pollen allergic or anything, but my black 14 holes steel capped boots is just not cut for this weather... and since I'm not comfortable wearing anything else, my feet a pretty sore right now. Sooner or later I'll have to find some wearable summer shoes... and if anyone mentions sandals I'm gonna kill 'em!

You can say a lot about Hitler.....

It's big football day today, as Arsenal with a little help can secure the Premiership on Three Point Lane with a win against Spurz! All it takes is Chelsea not getting 3 points in Newcastle, which should be quite propable! I'll also keep my fingers crossed for a Portsmouth win over drrrty Leeds, if there ever was a team deserving to stay up it must be Portsmouth and that's not just because they beat United last weekend... how we laughed!

I wasn't aware of Godwins Law, but it actually makes a lot of sense. The idea is that if you mention Nazis or Nazi Germany in a heated and long going online discussion you automaticly loose the debate! The rules is also a funny read.