It's a shame about Ray

 
Apparently Arsenal’s doing their best to get rid of their entire midfield. Viera is on his way to Madrid, Edu wants to play for Barca, and Parlour has just signed for M’Boro! I think it’s all a part of a big reality/game show ploy. Here some of my guesses.

The Weakest Midfield: A gameshow were an elderly lady ridicules the Premier League managers, for their midfielders’ failings and lack of knowledge about Belgian rivers.

Who Wants to be a Midfielder?: Another gameshow, where different players are repeatedly asked whether they are sure they want to be midfielders. Lauren was a participant a couple of years ago, and ended up as left back!

Joe Midfielder: A reality show were a bunch of good looking girls compete for a footballer’s heart. But will they still love him when they discover that he plays for M’Boro and not Arsenal?

And the most daring:

There’s something about Mikkel Beck: A sensual show where the Danish football player Mikkel Beck is eased into the team, and we can all follow how long it will take the other players to discover that Beck is not a midfielder… and a bit of a poof.
(In the second season he will be introduced into the Arsenal ladies team as a goal keeper!)

Been caught stealing once....
 
My oh my, Bono & Pals has once again lost a forthcoming album... it seems like only months ago since Bono lost his laptop, which also contained crappy pop songs, MOR rock songs valuable new U2 songs.... maybe they should just call their next album "All that we keep leaving and lying behind"! It must be a bit like in highschool where you said that you forgot your homework, when really you hadn't done it at all....

Stop throwing insults, and crockery around
 
Just a quick post weekend round up. I went to Funen to visit my parents, and ended up getting plastered on friday. My parents were out, and me and a couple of friends enjoyed the capacity of my dads stereo to the fullest along with a bottle of Jameson. Later on we went down and witness the lack of nightlife my hometown. We got to witness a hardcore girlfight with all it implies of ferocious scrathing and tearing of hair, and found a jukebox with a fair share of Credence decks! Saturday I woke up at 11, turned on the tv for Tour de France, and didn't leave my bed until the stage was at end 'round 5!
 
On my way home I began reading The Da Vinci Code in the train, and to my great surprise so did the guy opposite me, the same edition 'n all! A strange coincidence since it's not every day I meet people reading English paperbacks.
 
My Black Books dvd's has also arrived, and they're dead funny. Bernard Black asking three Millwall fans "Which of you bitches wanna dance?" is maybe the funniest thing ever. The Ordinary Boys cd also dropped through my letterbox, and it's pretty good, albeit not the least bit original.... it's a bit like; if Gene is for people who like The Smiths  but don't like Morrisseys voice, then The Ordinary Boys is Gene for people who can't stand Martin Rossiters voice... did that make any sense? I think not!
 
And all this changing blogger every full moon is sort of f*cking me up. Right now I can't get the links thing to work.....
 
*UPDATE* Jebus, I publish my blog in good faith, and over night the font goes minature on me....